Dear Driver of the Chevy Supercab

I realize we should have empathy for you    The reasons why are obvious.  You drive a Chevy Supercab pick up truck, yet work in an ofice.  You live in a midrise apartment complex.  Thus you really have no need for a truck, as you do not haul massive loads of cargo for work or recreation.  Nor do you need five foot high tires. 

Well not, for pratiical reasonss.  You do need them for other motives.  The saying the bigger the belt buckle the smaller the, well you get the drift.  It applies to motor vehicles as well.  In your case it appears both 'brains' are small and dysfunctional.

So allow me to assist you and explain.

If you park your truck in a space marked 'compact car only' and the wheels of your truck go over the lines ON BOTH SIDES, YOU DO NOT DRIVE A COMPACT.

That is why when you come out later tonight or in the morning your truck will be gone.  I and 3 other residents have had enough and reported you to the office and a tow truck is on it's way.

Are we clear now?

I hope so.

No love, me.